girls are my fave kinda people and i just want them all to spit in my face
like i’m 90% sure the way i will die is there will be a spider in my house and no one will come kill it for me and so i just stay on the other side of the house until i die of dehydration or starvation or s/t all because i’m too scared to just kill the fucker and move on w/my life
i just turned my light on and there was a big black spider above my bed (thank god i saw it before it got to me D:)
so i called mum up bc i’m eight years old
and she sprayed it to death
but it fell behind my bed
and my bed is too heavy to move
and because i didn’t see her bring the corpse out and flush it i feel so fucking nervous being in the bed >.>
but it has to be dead bc she sprayed it SO MUCH for me, y kno?
ughhhhhh fuck spiders they’re ruining my life we’re getting like three BIG non-daddy long legs ones a week and it’s destroying my soul
also did you know you can get eight sausages for $4??????
that’s so cheap why doesn’t everyone eat sausages all the time
i got really depressed earlier and then i cooked some sausages and ate them and then i wasn’t depressed anymore
i was just sad because i was hungry apparently???