2c. What nutritional advice would you give to one of your friends who regularly consumes take away foods?

Don’t.

UV Rays

thomasward:

Scientists at the University of Edinburgh just figured out that exposure to UV rays (like, from the sun and shit) decreases blood pressure.

Australia has more UV rays than the northern hemisphere because we’re closer to the hole in the ozone layer. That explains why we’re so farkin chilled out mate.

Scientists also explained that this is why Tasmania, closest to the hole in the ozone, was the first state to legalise same sex marriage and why north Queensland, the furthest from the hole, is so racist.

score. mum asked me to drive her up the shop.

unforeseen circumstances, ok? i couldn’t be expected to do my schoolwork WHEN MY POOR OLD MOTHER NEEDED TO BE DRIVEN SOMEWHERE. 

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molhouse replied to your post: you know, you can all say you know what happiness…

WHAT FLAVOUR

RASPBERRY

and my parents have been getting into them too (hilarious. old people aren’t supposed to eat zooper doopers) and they hate the blue ones and so whenever i ask them to get me one they get me a blue one thinking “haha sucked in” BUT JOKES ON THEM I LOVE THE BLUE ONES

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i’m sorry for the spam this is just what i do when i’m doing homework because for every sentence i write i need to spend ten minutes internetting

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you know, you can all say you know what happiness is 

but i have a zooper dooper right now

and in all honesty, not one of you has ever experienced the joys i am experiencing right now

(there’s a whole bag in the freezer)

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when people add insignificant commentary on gifs, i get unnecessarily angry.

but even just a pointless “lol” can completely ruin a good gif and make it no longer funny.